I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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