Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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