Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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