You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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