i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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