that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She told me I should be a condom model.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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