I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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