butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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