have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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