New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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