dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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