i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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