So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
So. Much. Porn.
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