what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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