You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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