I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
