"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I am available for nakedness
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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