I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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