problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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