All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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