I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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