it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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