I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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