On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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