do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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