i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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