I heard we made out
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You are a genius and a whore.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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