He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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