This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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