Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
