His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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