My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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