My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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