at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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