Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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