we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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