The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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