So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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