used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize
