There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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