fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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