Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
