Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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