Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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