last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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