3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
your thong is hanging out like whoa
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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