Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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