Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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