it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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