11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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