He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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